Fucking horrible. The first sign that this movie was going to take the cock and
suck it was the opening credits were stretched out to 9:53. WTF?! That's 3
minutes longer than even BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL! Now I'm curious as to
what's the longest opening credits in a movie ever? Probably THE
FUGITIVE.
Anyway, five little brats (who are all completely insane) escape from a mental
institution van on a snow-covered mountain road then crash the vacation home of
some adults. Then in an almost anti-HOME ALONE scenario the children start
setting up booby traps and killing the adults anytime they try to leave. That
actually sounds kinda cool, but it's not. Far from it.
Zero tension, the children are annoying and the adults are all stupid. One of
the kids (after killing a few people) actually pulls the "Look over there!"
trick on a woman and she falls for it, runs out a door, gets gasoline dumped on
her and then set on fire. If this movie was filmed like a super violent live
action cartoon or as a HOME ALONE for deviant sadists this would have been the
greatest horror movie of all time. Instead it about as exciting as watching a
cooking show in a language you don't know on a upside-down TV.
I can't think of one reason to watch this movie, but I can think of a hundred
reasons to skip it.