[Update 10/05/2021: Need to redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots
also.]
Mediocre 80's teen sci-fi comedy about a high school student who breaks into a
military base and steals a glass orb gizmo. Turns out the gizmo is from the Area
51 spaceship and can rip the spacetime continuum a new asshole and in the
process make all kinds of weird shit appear at the high school including a
dinosaur, Nazi soldiers, Viet Cong soldiers, gladiators and futuristic
mutants.
That all sounds good, but unless you fell in love with this movie as a kid in
the 80's you're gonna think this movie is cheesy and kinda lame. The story is
interesting, but after awhile it just fizzled out and died a slow death. You'd
be better off watching THE LAST STARFIGHTER. Zero tits, dorky jokes, loose ends,
dated special effects. Skip it.