[Update 03/02/2021: Need to redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots
also.]
I'm not sure where, but somewhere along the way I got it into my handsome
brain that this was an action-packed alien invasion extravaganza, but I was
obviously incorrect because this movie is boring as a bitch!
A tall alien (who gets maybe two minutes of screen time) is lurking around out
in the woods hunting humans. His only weapon is a kind of parasite/frisbee that
he throws at people. It latches on and bites you to death or something. That
sounds exciting, but it's not because the vast majority of the movie is people
wandering around talking and talking and talking.
The cast is impressive (Martin Landau, Neville Brand, Jack Palance, Ralph Meeker
and David Caruso), but you've got to give them something to do. I'd be
more interested in seeing what went on behind the scenes...I can just see Jack
Palance snarling grizzledly while arm-wrestling Neville Brand as Landau laughed
maniacally in the corner. It would have been awesome!!!
Zero nudity, almost zero action, really short shorts on David Caruso, lots of
scenes shot in the dark, completely random PSYCHO reference. Skip it. The only
reason to watch this movie is the scene where Jack Palance charges the alien
while yelling "ALLLLLIIIIEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!".