Woody and Bee are two wanna be tough guys who do nothing all day but walk around
an indoor mall hooting at girls, playing video games in their crappy bootleg
video store and occasionally running light errands for a local hood. Life
is pretty boring. That is until an evil soda that turns people into
zombies gets loose! That always seems to liven up the day. It worked
in
SURF II. So now, locked in a mall after hours with a rising population of
zombies Woody and Bee have no choice but to run around a lot, scream even more,
but still take time to make observations about women's breast.
DAWN OF THE DEAD
it's not, but it is a fun film and surprisingly innovative in both the
cinematography and story. Nerd zombie in love with girl has her eat human
meat to convince the other zombies that she's one of them, video game style
onscreen pop ups, pipe with faucet weapon to drain blood, cordless drill into
mouth, Woody handcuffed to a gigantic computer monitor and when they find the
key Bee accidentally drops the key into a zombie's mouth.
BIOZOMBIE isn't scary or a gorefest or a masterpiece of zombie cinema, but it's
still an enjoyable ride...at least the first half, it kinda slows down towards
the end. Worth a watch if you're a zombie fan.