Capitalizing on the Cold War paranoid of the time, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING THE
RUSSIANS ARE COMING tells the story of a Soviet sub that accidentally runs
aground while the captain was innocently sightseeing along the coast of a small
New England island. Stuck like Chuck, the captain sends 9 sailors onshore
to get a boat big enough to pull the sub off the sandbar. Almost
immediately they're spotted and their presence understandably causes quite a
ruckus.
Seeing as TRACTRAC was written by the same guy who wrote
IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD
just a few years earlier and even stars a few of the same people, I mistakenly
thought that it was going to be the same over-the-top insanity that Mad World
was, but no. This movie was dead in the water right from the very
beginning. The jokes are all tired and flat, the ending is completely
unbelievable, Jonathan Winters is wasted, Brian Keith has nothing to work with,
none of the Russians have any character and the townsfolk are all morons.
Unfunny morons that clutter up the screen running around like chickens with
their dicks cut off. And that kid at the church! Oh my god, the
excessive sentimentality of that scene made me wanna slam my dick in a car
door. Preferably an orange 1986 Ford Escort.
According to the DVD special features, this film caused quite a stir when it
came out (it was the #8 box office draw for 1966 and received
four Academy Award nominations, including one for Best Picture!!!), but I
honestly have a hard time seeing what the excitement was about. Outside of enjoying seeing the familiar faces, I say skip
it.
If you need me I'll be in my room watching DR. STRANGELOVE.