President Harrison Ford ain't taking none of your shit, you smelly terrorist
buttholes. Now take your nasty unwashed, ballsackz and "Get off my plane!"
If you couldn't tell by the rousing music and the masses of people staring at
him all glowy-eyed, President Harrison Ford is the greatest human in the history
of the universe. So, when some naughty terrorist poopheads (lead by Gary
Oldman) hijack Air Force One, it's up to President Harrison Ford to fake his
escape and then turn the tables on these silly, silly clownheads and give them a
twenty-one nut kick salute to the balls!
For a 1990's action film, AIR FORCE ONE still holds up. It's a little
dated in the special effects and visceral action departments, but other than
that it's an entertaining timewaster. I especially liked the performances
of the two leads (Ford and Oldman). Although, I do wish that they would
have made Oldman's character more psychotic. Quick pace, lots of action,
patriotism overdose, anti-climatic ending, zero nudity, President Harrison Ford,
that one guy looking like he's holding in a very unpatriotic fart for the
last half of the movie, explosions, overacting, the Wishmaster getting choked
out, average direction. Would make an interesting double-feature with
EXECUTIVE DECISION.
Drinking game idea: every time somebody overrides another person's order, every
time Gary Oldman screams and every time somebody sacrifices themselves to save
President Harrison Ford's life.