With a crushing sense of dread I crammed the disc for IT LIVES AGAIN in the
trusty ol' Oppo and...yep, it was just as boring as I had feared. The
posters promised "now there are three of them" and while technically
that's true, it doesn't make this second It's Alive movie any better than the
original clunker.
Instead of opening with a woman going into labor, getting stuck in a traffic jam
in downtown NYC and the three babies popping out like murderous acrobats and
going on a non-stop, blood soaked rampage in the Big Apple, IT LIVES AGAIN opens
with a baby shower and a lot of talking. Thirty-one minutes worth
of talking to be exact before the first baby finally even shows up! He
kills one person and is then taken to a secret laboratory where a small group of
morons are keeping three babies in the misguided belief that they are the next
step in evolution! One champion even tries to hold a baby...which
immediately rips his throat out (or so I'm guessing it did, since once again all
of the violence is implied or off screen). The three babies escape and two
of them are immediately killed by the police, so now we're right back down to
one baby again. Lame. The lone killer baby then goes looking for his
parents. How sweet.
I wasn't expecting much from IT LIVES AGAIN and that's exactly what I got: not
much. Ugly photography, bad lighting, crappy special effects, godawful
police work, slow story, weak acting, terrible script. Honestly, there's
very little redeeming qualities about this snoozer. I wish I had never
watched it.
Part 1 - It's Alive (1974)
Part 3 - It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)
Remake - It's Alive (2008)