Anyway, after quickly showing Bruce Willis with his picture perfect family and establishing that he's a "pussy", we get to the moment where his family is attacked. And...it's about as lifeless and non-threatening as you would expect from an Eli Roth joint. After the PG-rated attack scene, ol' Bruce gets good and mad. So mad that he starts watching online instructional videos about guns and self-defense! Wow, that's so exciting. Eventually, he does go out and gets his blast on, but it's completely by-the-numbers and boring. The End.
Computer-generated blood, illogical story, lifeless photography, "I'm just here to collect a paycheck." acting, weak action scenes, zero nudity, zero thrills, soulless emotional scenes. Worst of all was the annoying social commentary by the radio DJ's. That was straight torture to listen to. It subtracted from the film by even being there.
DEATH WISH (2018) isn't the worst thing in the world, just lame and forgettable. You'd probably be better off just taking a nap.
Part 1 - Death Wish (1974)
Part 2 - Death Wish II (1982)
Part 3 - Death Wish 3 (1985)
Part 4 - Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)
Part 5 - Death Wish V: The Face of Death (1994)
