"Hey...hey, you got something to say limp dick?!"
"Yeah, fuck you!!!"
A skater is murdered in a parking lot. Then he comes back to life and
starts killing people.
For a homemade movie, TWISTED ISSUES isn't too bad. Trim off around 30
minutes worth of filler and it would have been much better. But as
it is, there are definitely some interesting moments to be enjoyed.
Unfortunately, to get to those moments, you gotta slog through some dead scenes
that add nothing to the film itself...just the runtime. And considering
that most of the vintage advertisement for this film hyped it as an "80-minute movie!!!", that was probably the point of these scenes.
Uneven pace, bizarre lighting techniques that I actually liked a lot (shining a
flashlight directly into the actors faces!), tons of distorted random
clips of everything from slaughterhouse cow murders to John Waters'
POLYESTER, solid acting, a dude using a backwards Chipping Hammer as a surgical device,
multiple interesting time-capsule like moments (the inside of an old 7/11; the
house party, etc.), old televisions, mediocre rock soundtrack by a bunch of
unknown bands that I cannot imagine ever did anything, zero nudity, a little
blood, eyeball removing, surrealist storytelling...and one genuinely creepy
scene that I loved: a young woman is home alone flipping channels when she sees
a channel showing a masked psychopath staring at the camera while standing in
her own back hallway!!! She understandable freaks the fuck out and
goes running out the front door only to find him standing there.
Before she can even move, he stabs her all the way through with a sword and then
walks through the house and down the back hallway, where he stops and turns
towards the camera. Welp, that fucked me up. Going to read the Bible
extra hard tonight!
Is TWISTED ISSUES worth watching? Guess that depends on how curious you
are about the lower end of low budget filmmaking. I definitely don't
regret watching it. I mean, it's no
THE ABOMINATION
or anything, but then again few things are as rad as that.