"When you've burned all of these, what are you gonna do then?"
Twenty-six year-old high school student Kevin Bacon is bummed when his family
moves from Chicago to a small town in Utah. He’s even more bummed when he
discovers that not only is every other student in his new high school is at
least 20 years-old, but the town has outlawed dancing and popular music! What
the hell is going on here? Did he accidentally time-travel to 1939 Germany or
America in 2050? Nope, he’s still in the 1980's, but these close-minded, pre-Fox
News, book-burning, Bible-thumping Fascist wannabes really, really hate
Kenny Loggins. So now it’s up to Kevin to add a little bacon to the No Fun Club
members diet and show them how to rock! Even if he has to interpretive twerk out
the lyrics to “We’re Not Gonna Take It” at a town council meeting!
From a purely filmmaking standpoint, FOOTLOOSE is only slightly above average
with an overly simplified story, uneven pacing and wild mood swings. Not to
mention being dated as fook nowadays. However, from an entertainment/cultural
history standpoint: FOOTLOOSE is a goldmine! Especially if you’re into popular
1980’s American Cinema. Above average acting by a strong cast, a great
soundtrack that sold over 9 million copies, lots of dancing, beautiful scenery,
awesome 80's fashions, Kevin Bacon struttin’ his hot shit all over the place.
FOOTLOOSE is a blast and one that I’ll happily revisit many times before I vogue
my way into that great gay bar in the sky. That’s not to say there isn’t any
flaws though, because there definitely is. The biggest one is the overall story
should have been more upbeat. Also, the relationship between Chuck and Ariel is
too dark. People watch FOOTLOOSE wanting to see upbeat dancing, teenagers
standing up to oppression and people being happy…not some weak-minded hick
assaulting his girlfriend!
One of the many great things about FOOTLOOSE, at least in my handsome brain, is
just how ripe it is for expansion and other story ideas. It is literally
endless. A few random thoughts I had while re-watching it for this review: (1)
the ringleader of the book-burners is angered over Rev. Moore’s rebuke and while
the kids are having their dance party he and his gang block the exits at the
grain mill and burn it down. Killing all of the kids…which, of course, could
lend to an extremely violent and graphic horror ghost-revenge sequel. (2) This
has probably been done many times, but it would be a lot of fun to re-edit the
audio in the music scenes to feature different music. This could honestly be
done thousands of times and always be funny. Example: in the scene where
Bacon is driving into the high school parking lot blasting Quiet Riot's "Metal
Health (Bang Your Head)", instead play Tear Da Club Up Thugs "Hell Naw". (3)
Borrowing from the mandatory BIM dance scene in
THE APPLE, you could go for a completely opposite story where a teen moves into a
small town that is controlled by a pro-music cult that forces everybody to dance
non-stop.
Overall, FOOTLOOSE is dated, but still a fun film. Definitely worth checking
out. If you don't like it, then you're probably a busta.
Double-feature with
BLACK ROSES.