I've never really thought of Meryl Streep as an action star, but here she is
splashing around, leg muscles pumping while saving her family from some bad
guys.
Meryl Streep loves floating around on the river, so much so she takes her twerp
son, her city slicker husband and her awesome dog on a rafting trip.
Things go as expected: the son is an annoying little bastard, the husband is
confused and the dog is awesome. Then, in a plot twist that's telegraphed
from the moment they get to the river, some of the other rafters are actually
criminals that have just pulled off a big heist and even killed some
people! Soon, Streep and family are taken hostage by the bad guys, who
want Streep to guide them past some really dangerous rapids further down the
river in an attempt to out maneuver the coppers.
Zero nudity, zero gore, low violence, very little tension, zero cussing, John C.
Reilly's belly, Kevin Bacon topless, beautiful scenery, Lollapalooza hat,
Ministry hat, solid acting, good pace, beautiful scenery. Maybe one day
somebody will remake this with a darker storyline filled with sexual violence,
wet t-shirts, no kid, ultra revenge violence, gore, a Cannibal Corpse hat and
another awesome dog.
Despite some holes in the story (husband outrunning the river, John C. Reilly as
threatening, etc.) I enjoyed THE RIVER WILD for what it is: a satisfying
mid-90's thriller/lazy afternoon timewaster. Double-feature with
SHOOT TO KILL.
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Sunday, June 9, 2013
Saturday, May 18, 2013
HOLLOW MAN (2000)
Scientist Kevin Bacon, while on a strict diet of Twinkies, develops a serum that
can make you invisible. After some animal testing, he decides to try it
out on himself and guess what? It works! Unfortunately, they can't
figure out a way to make him visible again. During this time Dr.` Bacon
descends into madness and eventually starts killing people.
Coming from the director Paul Verhoeven, the man behind STARSHIP TROOPERS and ROBOCOP, I was hoping that he would have a fresh and unique vision of the invisibility story, but no, HOLLOW MAN is just you're standard stuff and by the end it's pretty much a weak slasher film with Bacon stalking people around a science lab.
Impressive special effects (for the time), Elisabeth Shue with short hair, Twinkies, Bacon listening to horrible music, a tasteless joke about Superman attempting to rape Wonder Woman, that one woman from "Nip/Tuck" topless, messy science, silly story that gets sillier as it goes along, old computers, average pace.
Worth a watch if you're really bored, but overall it's pretty forgettable.
Coming from the director Paul Verhoeven, the man behind STARSHIP TROOPERS and ROBOCOP, I was hoping that he would have a fresh and unique vision of the invisibility story, but no, HOLLOW MAN is just you're standard stuff and by the end it's pretty much a weak slasher film with Bacon stalking people around a science lab.
Impressive special effects (for the time), Elisabeth Shue with short hair, Twinkies, Bacon listening to horrible music, a tasteless joke about Superman attempting to rape Wonder Woman, that one woman from "Nip/Tuck" topless, messy science, silly story that gets sillier as it goes along, old computers, average pace.
Worth a watch if you're really bored, but overall it's pretty forgettable.
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