Wednesday, January 12, 2011

TERROR IN THE AISLES (1984)

Hosts, Donald Pleasence and Nancy Allen, sit in a theater full of yelling dorks and narrate over a bunch of horror/thriller movie clips. Despite the movie selection being all from mainstream stuff, TERROR IN THE AISLES is a quick and fun introduction to popular pre-1984 horror.  Most of the movies selected are exactly what you would expect (THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE, HALLOWEEN, THE EXORCIST), but there's a few oddballs that make no sense: NIGHTHAWKS, FAHRENHEIT 451, MIDNIGHT EXPRESS and TO CATCH A THIEF. What the hell?

If you're a horror fan, then it's worth checking out. The stuff shown in the theater probably takes up less than 5 minutes, but the clips are a fun trip down memory lane.

Update: TERROR IN THE AISLES is now available as an extra on the HALLOWEEN II Blu-Ray!

Friday, January 7, 2011

NIGHTMARE CITY (1980)

I'm not an expert on zombie movies, but I think this might be the first instance of zombies that can not only use guns and other weapons, but also start a lawnmower and even fly airplanes! A mysterious airplane lands at the airport and like a fucking clown car at the circus, an endless stream of pissed off zombies emerge and start attacking everybody in sight. Before long, the horde has rampaged all over the city and started multiplying. A reporter and his doctor wife drive around all over the joint getting attacked nonstop.

The makeup looks like shit and the special effects are crap, but NIGHTMARE CITY is still very entertaining mainly because it never lets up. The entire movie is just one long ridiculous action scene. Pretty much the entire story is the dildo and his wife running around all over the place acting like morons, but still somehow managing to stay alive.

You'll probably forget the entire movie within a month of watching it, but it's fun and you'll get a lot of laughs out of it: terrible acting; zombies standing directly in front of the camera posing; a random dog literally playing with the zombies; the stupidity of the two main characters; female nipple cut off, the horrible makeup; multiple times people standing still then suddenly jumping into action; woman's head exploding then in the next shot she's dead with just a little bloody spot on her forehead; Mel Ferrer saying "Aim for the brain!"; a zombie getting beat up by a guy using a blanket for a weapon; a TV that explodes into a huge fireball; the completely random harpoon gun and much more. Check it out for a laugh.