Monday, July 6, 2015

RAD (1986)

Thoroughly entertaining story about a teenage BMX enthusiast who is stoked when a major BMX race is announced to take place in his small town.  He's then super-stoked when they announce that a qualifying event will be held to allow one local racer to compete in the big "Helltrack" race against 19 other professional racers.  Then he's super duper mega-boner-stoked 2.0 when a sexy female racer has the hots for him.

You're not going to experience any extreme emotional moments while watching RAD.  It's just a simple, very predictable and fun 80's movie.  The acting is fine, the race scenes are exciting...the shots with the Lori Loughlin riding her bike are especially funny since it's clearly somebody else in a wig, great 80's soundtrack (the most recognizable song would be "Send Me An Angel" by Real Life) and a strong supporting cast featuring Ray Walston, Talia Shire, Jack Weston and Lori Loughlin.

Fun fact: the actors who played the two twin dudes ended up later on writing THE CONJURING.

[Update 01/03/23: I took some screenshots from the blu-ray, but I kinda like the grainy old DVD ones. I did post a few, but I'm just going to leave the majority of them from the DVD.]
Little girl sneaking herself a handful.

SOCIETY (1989)

Call me a weirdo if you want, but I think it'd be cool to have a hot girlfriend who could mutate and twist and change her body all around in horrible ways. I mean you could be hittin' it doggystyle then she could move her tits to her back and her head down by her pussy so she could lick your balls while you're sawing at it. That'd be awesome...all the way up to the part where she fists me through the asshole and out the mouth then eats my eyeballs...oh well, maybe on second though, it wouldn't be that cool after all. Never mind.

From the outside, teenage Bill Whitney looks to have the perfect life: wealthy family that lives in a mansion in Beverly Hills, high school basketball hero, hot girlfriend and then another hot girl on the side...but something's not quite right. Bill sees glimpses of freaky stuff (like his sister in the shower with her breasts on her back), but it can't be real, right?  Maybe he's losing his mind. But then the people that Bill confides in start dying mysteriously. Is there really something sinister going or he just nuts?! 

SOCIETY is a pretty unique film.  Even a quarter of a century later it still has the power to make new viewers go "What the fuck am I watching?" and laugh.  That said, I wish the filmmakers had taken a more serious tone with the film instead of making the final act silly.  The story idea is very disturbing when you thinking about it, but unfortunately the film comes off more as a dark comedy instead of a nightmare-inducing brainfuck.  Quick pace, great 80's fashions and cars, mild nudity, fantastic special effects that are still impressive, good acting, imaginative visuals and story.

Recommended for fans of the weirder side of cinema.