Sunday, July 25, 2010

SORORITY ROW (2009)

The original wasn't anything special, so as far as slasher remakes go, SORORITY ROW is about as lame as would be expected. It's still light years better than that shitty Michael Bay FRIDAY THE 13TH remake though, but then again falling down a flight of stairs teeth first would be more enjoyable than that boring piece of shit.

A group of six annoying stuck up and unattractive bitches (the killer couldn't kill them fast enough to suit me), pull a prank at a party and girl ends up dead. A few months later, a mysterious killer shows up and starts killing people with a "pimped out" tire iron. Good grief. There's around 10 killings and they average from the stab-through-the-wall method all the way to flare gun in the mouth. Yawn. The killer wears a graduation outfit. Stupid. There's only a few quick flashes of nudity and none of it by anybody attractive.

If you've already done everything that you've ever wanted to do in your life and now you're just sitting around waiting for death then I'd say watch this movie, but if not then skip it.