Sunday, July 4, 2010

CHAW (2009)

[Update 08/11/2024: Need re-watch this film and redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots also.]

Do you know why somebody would rent a movie about a giant killer boar terrorizing a small mountain town? To see a giant killer boar terrorizing a small mountain town. Not to spend well over an hour of the 121-minute running time watching the lame locals about their lame lives and their lame idea on how to kill the giant computer animated boar that’s supposedly terrorizing their hood.

I was happy for the first few minutes then nothing ever happened until I was begging god for it to just end. It eventually did. Zero tits, no gore, boring story, very little blood, completely needless side stories (the police officer's mother, the old folktale about a giant boar), slow pace. Skip it. Watch TREMORS or JAWS again instead. Hell, even RAZORBACK is better.
What is up with that dude's pants?!!