A group of graduating seniors (who all look to be in their early 40's) throw an extremely stupid prank on their housemother and she ends up dying. Later that day, people start dropping like flies.THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW is alright and definitely watchable, but it's just so dated and slow that I cannot imagine that modern audiences would give a fuck about this movie at all. A few tits, zero gore, zero original kills, zero wet t-shirt contests, a stupid story that's way too complicated, the Final Girl is annoying, the killer dresses like a harlequin.
Watch it if you want, but don't blame me if you fall asleep.
Remake - Sorority Row (2009)
