Saturday, July 23, 2011

NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW (1995)

Standard, low budget (IMDb says the budget was 2 million but I find that very hard to believe) 90's horror flick about a warlock who is magically trapped in a tomb beneath a corn field until one night when some drunken buttholes steal a bulldozer and accidentally crack the seal. The warlock is released and his spirit is now stuck in a scarecrow. Naturally all this puts him in a bad mood so he goes around attacking whoever. The whoever includes Stephen Root, John Hawkes, Bruce Glover and Gary Lockwood from 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY! What a bizarre cast for low-budget horror movie.

Anyway, the main chick is kinda cute and I did enjoy the 90-ness of it all, but I can't recommend watching it. Lame kills, zero gore, almost zero blood, slow pace, brief badly shot tits and it's just too goddamn cheap looking. Skip it.
This is how you say "Well, hay there." in, I'm guessing, Japanese.