Friday, November 25, 2011


WRONG TURN 2 might not be as polished as the original, but what it lacks in fancy cameras and better known actors it makes up for in a faster pace, more violence, a light-hearted script, brief tits, waaay more gore and Henry Rollins. o_O

A group of annoying jackholes gather in the deep woods to shoot a pilot for a ridiculous sounding post-apocalyptic survivalist reality show. As soon as they set off into the woods, a family of mutated, massively inbred hillbillies start picking them off and collecting their meat for a TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE-style family dinner later on complete with a female guest tied to a chair at the end of the table.

And that's about it. The script probably took less time to write than it did for me to watch the movie, but for what it is it's passable and it's better than the majority of forest horror movies that I've seen lately. PIG HUNT I'm looking at you asshole! I doubt I'll ever watch it again, but I don't regret watching it. I do wish at least one of the females had been attractive.

Part 1 - Wrong Turn
Part 3 - Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead
Part 4 - Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings
Part 5 - Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines
Part 6 - Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort