[This review is for the original 104-minute version. The unedited
119-minute version has a slower pace and is nowhere near as entertaining.]
Comedy slasher film CLUB DREAD is a better slasher movie than 40% of legitimate
Slasher movies (I'm looking at you
Jason Goes To Hell, you pigfucking piece of shit.). The story is about a Slasher movie-style
murderer killing the dick out of everybody on a private resort island ran by a
3rd-rate Jimmy Buffett burnout named Coconut Pete, brilliantly played by Bill
Paxton. The Broken Lizard guys are all employees on the island.
After the standard Slasher movie opening kill scene, we're introduced to Lars
(who is a new employee) arriving with a new boatload of vacationers. The boat
leaves and now they're all alone on the island with no way off. Partying ensues.
Before too long the killings are discovered by the employees, but, with their
only radio destroyed, the staff are forced to keep the murders secret (or risk
starting a mass panic) and catch the killer themselves.
That might sound serious, but it's not. The entire movie is the Broken Lizard
guys up to non-stop crazy (and hilarious) shit. Fast pace, solid
direction, entertaining story,
mild tit action, tons of quotable lines. I've seen CLUB DREAD probably 25 times over the years
and it's still a fun watch. Recommended for sure.
It'd make a great double-feature with
THE SLAMMIN' SALMON.
Not part of the review: It'd be funny if the Broken Lizard team made a CLUB
DREAD 2, but made it 100% absolutely serious as shit. I'm talking
INSIDE-level viewer trauma. Keep the same silly title font, lighthearted poster
artwork and upbeat opening credits, then just brutally eyeball fuck the audience
to death. Give 'em a really extraordinary case of the wonky britches.