"Two dollars."
High schooler Lane Myer (John Cusack) is hung up on his girlfriend...bad.
So when she dumps him for the captain of the high school ski team, Lane at first
tries to kill himself, but then after multiple failed attempts decides the best
way to win her back is by skiing down the deadly K-12 faster than the ski
captain douchebag. While he's training for the big ski showdown, he has
all kinds of misadventures. Everything from eating his mom's bizarre
cooking to giving a duck a ride to school to getting a job at a seedy hamburger
joint to finally sexing up his sexy foreign exchange student neighbor.
Dancing cheeseburgers, an insane paperboy, mom's food coming alive and crawling
off the table, a working laser gun, a drag racing Japanese guy who announces the
race in a Howard Cosell voice through loudspeakers attached to the top of his
car, skiing down a mountain on a bicycle, solving a life crisis with a skiing
contest...this movie's got some crazy shit going on, but instead of come off as
completely over the top like in an AIRPLANE!-style, BETTER OFF DEAD seems more
like the imagination of a teenager come to life. I was in middle school
when BETTER OFF DEAD came out and it totally clicked with me. I probably
wore my VHS tape straight the fuck out.
Watching it now, it's a little dated, but got a lot of clever stuff going
on. Recommended for the young at heart.