During WWII two soldiers (one American - Lee Marvin, one Japanese - Toshiro
Mifune) find themselves on the same small uninhabited Pacific Ocean
island. At first, things are really tense with them staying super quite
and hunting each other all over the joint. Then things die down (including
the tension) and they kinda just tolerate each other. Finally they become
friends. Awww.
The idea for HELL IN THE PACIFIC is amazing. The amount of things that a
talented writer (or group of writers) could have happen here gives me
butterflies in my stomach just to think about! In this age of remakes HELL
IN THE PACIFIC is one that needs to be remade for sure. Shit, you could
have an entire series of these films. I love the idea of two enemy WWII
soldiers, but how about a Predator vs. an Alien? No spoken words just two
epic hunters hunting the fuck out of each other! Vampire vs.
werewolf. John Wick vs. Barry Berkman. The wookalar from
THE PRIVATE EYES
vs. the Humungus from
THE ROAD WARRIOR? Billy Bob Thornton from "Fargo" (s1) vs. John Lithgow from "Dexter"
(s4). The serial killer zombie dude from
SILENT RAGE
vs. Leatherface? Jason vs. Michael? Colonel James Braddock vs. Green Beret John
Rambo? John J. Rambo vs. the Wolverines? Austin Powers vs. Ace
Ventura? A Krite vs. Stripe the gremlin? Predator vs. Dog the Bounty
Hunter? One-thousand George Romero zombies vs. 10 Brian Keene "The
Rising"-style zombies? The Terminator vs. John Wick? Pumpkinhead vs. Rawhead Rex? Hannibal Lecter
vs. Pee-Wee Herman? Magnum P.I. vs. the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
This could go on forever!!
Anyway, back to HELL IN THE PACIFIC. Awesome start, slowing middle and
horrible ending. There's an alternative ending on the DVD and it's just as
horrible! Overall, worth watching barely since it's an interesting
idea and it looks like both leads gave it their all. Too bad the writers
couldn't come up with enough interesting stuff to fill the entire running
time...or who knows maybe this was an anti-war movie? It was made in
1968. Ehh, either way it's still not as exciting as I had hoped.