Friday, August 1, 2014
HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI (1965)
That might not sound too bad, but trust me, it's a fucking snoozefest. All of the jokes are D.O.A., the acting is stale and the songs! Oh my god, they suck. Forced, lifeless, talentless and torture to listen to. In the older films the songs mostly had a natural feel to them, whether it was Frankie and Annette walking on the beach together or a band in the clubhouse, but here there songs just come out of nowhere. People are talking then suddenly "The perfect boy doesn't have to be a Hercules (Hercules). The perfect boy doesn't have to be Euripides ('ripdies)." Euripides?!! Hahahaha! Sadly, that's probably the best song in the movie, but those dumbass lyrics cracked me up.
Lame musical numbers, unfunny jokes, overacting, stupid story, Annette wearing tons of clothing since she was pregnant during the filming, Frankie reduced to probably less than 10 minutes of screentime, stupid motorcycle race finale, weak end credits without any go-go dancing. The only funny thing was Eric Von Zipper and the Rats and they weren't that funny. Skip it with a vengeance.
Part 1 - Beach Party
Part 2 - Muscle Beach Party
Part 3 - Bikini Beach
Part 4 - Pajama Party
Part 5 - Beach Blanket Bingo
Part 7 - The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini
Part 8 - Back to the Beach