Thursday, September 18, 2014
BLACK ROSES (1988)
Fast forward a little bit and the teenagers are killing their parents, murdering the high school principal, littering and even necking in public! Poetry teacher/part-time Tom Selleck impersonator Mr. Moorhouse has had enough of this bullshit so he kicks the lead singer in the round tables then lights the band on fire. It's awesome.
If you're looking for a serious horror movie then skip it, but if you want something you can laugh then BLACK ROSES fits the bill. I laughed until my sides hurt. From a artistic viewpoint the movie isn't bad. Straightforward story, pearl necklaces, glowing demon hand, quick pace, goofy songs, four topless scenes, demon getting kicked in the demon nuts, Julie Adams, a DAWN OF THE DEAD poster, a SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE poster, demon choking on a tennis ball, two Lamborghini's, fog machine, a Cro-Mags shirt, forum, forum! Recommended for fans of cheese horror.