Preposterous story, painfully bad dialogue, terrible music, off-camera kills, amateur camerawork, zero gore, low blood, poorly photographed nudity, annoying characters you wanted to beat to death, subtitles who completely missed a Talking Heads reference, illogical ending. Outside of making fun of it, I cannot think of a single reason anybody should watch this lame turkey. Skip it with a vengeance...of course, after saying all of that, I thought about it and I've seen this film like 6 times and even own it on DVD and blu-ray. Maybe I like it after all.
