Friday, September 19, 2014
CHEERLEADER CAMP (1988)
Low-budget tale of multiple cheerleader squads at a cheerleader camp competing for some kind of best cheerleading squad or something. I don't even know. Despite a bunch of people walking around in the background the main story is about a seven person team (five females, two males) and all of their personal squabbles, rivalries, etc. Somewhere among all of this wasted energy there's a murderer killing people...in very boring ways. Who could it be? Who cares?
Low body count, very little blood, brief toplessness, zero gore, slow pace, shitty special effects, 80's fashions, lame humor that's not even close to being funny, boring dream sequences. Outside of extreme boredom I cannot think of any reason to watch this snoozer. Skip it.