Thursday, September 11, 2014

SHREDDER (2003)

Booorrring. I don't even know how a film like this gets financed.  The story, as best as I can tell, is about a cursed ski lodge.  Apparently a few years ago some drunk snowboarders accidentally killed a young girl by causing her to crash into a tree.  Because of this the ski lodge closed down.  But now a new batch of snowboarders have broken in and are using the joint as their own private amusement park.  That is until some skiing person in all black starts killing them off in boring, off-camera ways!

Preposterous story, painfully bad dialogue, terrible music, off-camera kills, amateur camerawork, zero gore, low blood, badly photographed nudity, annoying characters you wanted to beat to death, illogical ending.  I cannot think of a single reason anybody should watch this lame turkey.  Skip it with a vengeance.