At only 55 minutes THE HITLER TAPES kinda seems like a bunch of clips of a movie
that was never finished...and that might actually be true since I read that the
lead actor was murdered the same year this came out!
Lonely dork Marcus Templeton wears a bandage on his head and mentions that he'd
been shot by a call girl. He's unable to get an boner, he sometimes pisses
himself and he spends all of his money on hookers and phone sex. They come over
and he films them taking a shower or playing with their tits. He even tries to
score with a few, but they just complain that his dick is all soft and mushy.
Most of these events and his adventures into being a peeping tom are told with
audio or video recordings that he sends to his favorite phone sex chick. That's
the entire movie.
The budget is super low, I'm talking probably just a few hundred dollars, but
the direction and the acting are better than I would have expected. I really
can't recommend it since the story never really goes anywhere, but I did like
the movie for what it was.
Part 1 - Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)