Angus McCootybritches
is the world's most highly skilled dream theft. But he can't just get into your
dreams using hocus pocus. No, first he has to, in the real world, get a
hold of your body, then put you under and infiltrate your noggin. One day, a
super rich dude employs him to
implant an idea into somebody's noodle.
People say it can't be done, but Leo knows it can, because he once implanted an
idea into somebody's mind and, well, it worked a little
too well. Fast-forward some and Leo has
assembled his top-notch crew of dream warriors to sneak in and go multiple
layers down into the target's brain.
I liked the movie alright, but I kept expecting more. I was also
very disappointed in just how boring the dreams were! I dream about all kinda of
wacky shit: rats with mechanical legs chasing me down the cereal aisle at HEB;
an intellectually disabled samurai taking a shit on a child's birthday cake; a
demon-possessed pot hole that chases cars down and kills people; Leatherface
chasing me around my kitchen with his chainsaw; Jesus getting beaten to death in
the restroom of a Waffle House by an assassin boxing kangaroo; Stanley Kubrick
being alive a directing this movie; people filming a big budget zombie movie
getting attacked by real zombies, but
never just sitting around in the bar of
a hotel talking. Then again, I'm a worthless piece of shit that should
have been shot to death with a shotgun as soon as I came out of the womb, so what do I know?
Mildly entertaining, but it definitely could have been better.