Sunday, August 5, 2012

ISN'T IT SHOCKING? (1973)

ISN'T IT SHOCKING? aired on Oct. 2, 1973 as part of ABC's "Movie of the Week" series and it stars a young Alan Alda as the sheriff of the small dying town of Mount Angel. The town is dying because only old people live there. Alan is bored and just riding out his last few days before he takes a new police job over in the thriving metropolis of Horse Creek. Then a serial killer strikes!

Mount Angel is full of quirky characters and the script by Lane Slate (who also wrote a number of other memorable 70's TV movies, most notably THE CAR) quickly brings the town to life. Right from the start I liked this movie and the naturalistic tone of the conversations. Especially the playful banter between Alda and his secretary Louise Lasser. Alda is dating with a single mother who runs the local roadside motel, but Lasser knows that he's secretly (even to himself) in love with her so she just plays with him nonstop. It's a lot of fun to watch. Anyway, there's a killer on the loose, but nobody even knows it because he's using a homemade defibrillator to make it look like the elderly victims died of a heart attack. But then the bodies start piling up so fast that Alan begins to suspect that something sinister is going on.  He decides to get to the bottom of it.

Quick pace, funny script, quirky town folk, nice camerawork and a excellent cast (including Ruth Gordon, Lloyd Nolan, Will Geer and Edmond O'Brien!)...I didn't want ISN'T IT SHOCKING? to end! If some TV exec back in 1973 had a brain he would have made a TV show about the adventures Sheriff Alan Alda and his town full of weirdos, but I guess Alan was already busy with "M.A.S.H.". Oh well, if you like small town mysteries, then check it out.

Friday, August 3, 2012

ANTS! (1977)

Interesting late 70's TV movie about a small hotel (owned by Myrna Loy) that has a few million unexpected guests: ants! Even worse is they're poisonous ants! Yikes. Along for the ride are some health officials, a construction crew, a lifeguard, Suzanne Somers and her evil land developer boyfriend, a 1970’s car phone, a hitchhiking hippie chick (who reminded me of Sheri Moon Zombie), Loy's adult daughter, cheap special effects, various hotel employees and guests, the world's oldest looking kid, a gigantic VCR and Brian Dennehy as the fire chief.

I like this movie. It's nothing fancy. What you expect, is exactly what you get
: a bunch of people running around doing silly things as the ants slowly, slowly converge on the hotel. I especially liked the scene where they try to rescue some people trapped on a balcony with a helicopter and end up blowing ants all over the joint.  Also, one of the bystanders rubbernecking the disaster from behind police lines was wearing a badass Led Zeppelin II t-shirt!

If you're a fan of innocent 70's made-for-TV movies and killer insect movies and Myrna Loy then you'll be in movie heaven.  Would make a fun double feature with the same year's giant ant epic EMPIRE OF THE ANTS.