Sunday, August 23, 2009

ILSA, HAREM KEEPER OF THE OIL SHEIKS (1976)

Well, it didn't take long for the ILSA series to shit the bed. This follow-up to the classic SHE-WOLF OF THE SS finds Ilsa in an parallel universe where she is now living in the Middle East as the assistant to a ruthless oil sheik who likes to kidnap "attractive" females from all over the world and have his way with them.

The over-the-top craziness and campiness of the SHE WOLF is gone. Instead it looks like they were just trying to make a quick cash in on the popularity of the first film. In the opening scene, a helicopter drops off some crates holding three new additions to the sheik's harem. They are quickly explained the rules and then taught the art of licking and massage. At the same time, the sheik is auctioning off some of his older, worn out slaves while at the same time entertaining some American dignitaries (one is even tricked into eating a human eyeball). This one American dude must have a Merlin cock or something because he instantly seduces Ilsa and causes all kinds of trouble in the once peaceful household.

The script for SHE WOLF was actually good, whereas this one is just boring. The story just seemed like a bunch of scenes slapped together with no real continuity. It would have been better if the story had concentrated on one new slave girl and told her story for the entire movie instead of jumping around all over the joint.

If you're really bored then it's good for a one time watch.

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Part 1 - Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
Part 3 - Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia (1977)
Part 4 - Wanda, the Wicked Warden (1977)

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS (1975)

The only thing Ilsa likes better than having sex is torturing people. Luckily for her, as the Commandant of a Nazi prison camp, she can do both nonstop! Yay!  During the day she tortures the female prisoners with all kinds of horrible experiments (typhoid-infested maggots into open wounds, high pressure chamber, boiling, raping with a electrified dildo, watching Will Smith movies, mutilation and much, much more) in an effort to prove that women can take as much pain as men and should therefore be allowed to be soldiers. Then, to help unwind after a long day of torturing, she brings a male prisoner to her quarters for some fuckmaking and you better screw like your life depends on it...because it does! If you don't knock the lining out of that pussy and satisfy her completely, she'll chop yer dick off!!!

Obviously, ILSA isn't everybody's cup of tea, but I think it's a good film. The same cannot be said for majority of other Nazisploitation films. The thing that make this first ILSA movie so special is Dyanne Thornes' performance. She's hypnotic! I've seen her in a few other films (including the three other ILSA movies) and she's pretty good, but for whatever reason in this film she absolutely nails it! If the filmmakers had cast anybody else in the role of Ilsa, this film would be long forgotten by now.

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Part 2 - Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976)
Part 3 - Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia (1977)
Part 4 - Wanda, the Wicked Warden (1977)