Tuesday, January 25, 2011

CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH (1986)

Whenever I watch a Troma movie (and thank Satan that's not very often) the only thing that I can think of the entire movie is "Somebody actually got paid to write this shit?". How the fuck does that company even stay in business?

CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH is about a high school next to a leaky nuclear plant in New Jersey. The ooze and radiation causes the students to start mutating with the expected results. For such an promising set up this movie is a massive letdown mainly due to the fact it looks so goddamn shitty! Also there's way too much time wasted on the normal crappy Troma one-liners and corny humor.

CONEH is actually much better than the stuff Troma would make later on, but it's still shit. The acting is over the top, the violence is silly, the nudity is nightmare inducing (that one chick's nipples actually made me scream in terror), the special effects are terrible. I can't think of anything positive to say about this movie.

Skip it.