Bradley Cooper is a loser. He wants to be a writer but he sucks, his girlfriend
dumped him because he sucks, even his landlord hates him because he sucks. Then
one day he runs into a dubious ex-friend who turns him onto a pill that will
kick start his mind into using its full potential. He takes the pill and it's
fucking amazing. Suddenly he can remember everything he's ever read or heard and
thinks at a million miles per hour. He's super confident and can soak up
knowledge almost instantly. He's like a superhero, he can even solve a Rubik's
Cube...just using his dick. No hands. In 4 seconds. That actually didn't
happen.
Then comes the crash and he's a big dummy again. A dummy that remembers
what it was like to be a god. He goes to the dealer, but some bad stuff goes
down and Bradley barely gets out alive...but with a whole stash of pills! Boo-yah! He starts popping pills left and right and living the life of a
super genius, but who are all these mysterious dudes trailing him? Hmmm. There's
a few other side stories and that's where LIMITLESS derails. Instead of going
one direction and kicking ass, it goes four directions and stalls out in all
four.
Personality I would have been happy just seeing Bradley go all out with the
pills, but instead I was bored with the stuff about the loan shark angle, the
evil corporation angle, the side effects angle and the other users angle. Hint:
I don't give a fuck. I just want to see a dude be a super genius, not getting in
fights with mob enforcers.
The other thing that bothered me was it's was all very tame. They briefly
implied that he was fucking random women, but they never showed anything. And
worst of all he never really used his new found brain power for anything cool.
Yeah, he made some money on the stock market. Big deal.
Worth a single viewing, but this movie already needs to be remade into a darker,
more imaginative version. Oh yeah, and please don't use that over-saturated picture effect. It looks like shit.