Maybe I have a pickle up my ass, but I never even cracked smiled once during
this movie. I like science fiction comedies (GALAXY QUEST, SPACEBALLS, etc.), but PAUL was a complete dud. Fucking FLIGHT OF THE
NAVIGATOR was funnier than this abortion. "Compliance!"
The story is about two sci-fi dorks who are on a road trip checking out
different UFO tourist attractions when they witness a car wreck out on a
desolate desert highway. At the crash site they find Paul. Paul is an
alien who's on the run from the government, so the two nerds decide to drive him to a location where an alien spaceship can pick him up. Many different alien
anal probe and alien testicles comments later the film ends and I sat there in
complete amazement that somebody could write a "comedy" script so lame and
actually get it made!
I have
no idea what anybody could even find funny about this movie. Was there even one
joke? Maybe it was all nerd in-jokes that went right over my head.
Whatever. I found it completely weak, with too much drama bullshit going
on for my comedic tastes.
Skip it and never look back.