[Update 07/19/2021: Need to redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots
also.]
Warren is a dork. He works in the basement of a library and in his spare
time watches self-help videos on how to pick up women. He's almost like a
strange combination of Michael Scott from "The Office" and Marcus Templeton from
EVEN HITLER HAD A GIRLFRIEND. Things change though when he discovers a long lost book that teaches you how
to use your mind to control things around you...including women.
ZAPPED!
it's not, instead Warren uses his new found power to seduce an ugly chick at the
night club, get free candy bars, help his friend solve a Rubik's Cube and
eventually get a female co-worker he has a crush on to start dating him. All of
that comes with a price though because the more he uses the power...the more
fucked his brain gets until it somehow turns him into a brain with teeth
creature that looks like the Mother Brain in Metroid.
At 84 minutes, MIND KILLER is at least 30 minutes too long. The story was
compelling in a weird way, but there was too much down time and the pay off at
the end was disappointing. I think maybe the filmmakers set their goals beyond
what their budget could provide.
Mediocre acting, mediocre 80's fashions and settings, mediocre special effects,
nightmare inducing topless female, 90% talking and 10% action. Not really worth
watching unless you're really bored.