"Fucking vato psycho loco, homes."
Los Angeles, California. A newer cop (Sean Penn) is teamed up with a veteran cop
(Robert Duvall). Together they protect the citizens of Los Angeles by
breaking all kinds of laws and doing pretty much anything they want.
Including spray painting a teenager in the face and watching an unarmed (naked)
man get shot in the back. By time the film was over I wasn't sure if they
had actually done anything productive or were just another participant in the
gang war. Maybe that was the point of the story.
As far as older police/street gang movies go, COLORS is extremely dated...but
honestly, it was dated the day it came out. I don't think Damon Wayans A
capella rapping
"checkin' out slobs / that is our job...G ridin in the van / with my main
man"
could've ever be taken seriously. Dated or not, COLORS is still an
entertaining watch for fans of 1980's crime films.
Medium pace, uneven direction (by Dennis Hopper of all people), tons of
familiar faces, lots of cool Los Angeles locations (including the rebel hideout
from
V: THE FINAL BATTLE
and a bad ass
movie theater
showing AMERICAN NINJA 2: THE CONFRONTATION, DIRTY WAR and STREET SMART!), zero
big awesome action scenes, vintage cars, vintage clothes, solid acting,
interesting variety of music (including Los Lobos, War, Ice-T, Eric B &
Rakim, Big Daddy Kane and others), a few quick drive-bys, Damon Wayans air
humping a large stuffed rabbit doll, unsatisfying ending, multiple continuity
errors,
quick nudity, a brief Candyman sighting and some truly thought-provoking dialogue.
Including this memorable exchange...
Gang member: "Well, fuck you man. I don't wanna stop nothing!"
Cop: "Hey, fuck you. You little stupid fucking asshole."
Gang member: "Well, fuck you back man!"
That's a fucking Hallmark moment right there. Or maybe I should quote the
guy from I'M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA: "The man's a Shakespeare!" Anyway,
COLORS. Good movie and kind of original for its time, but it doesn't hold up to
some of the street gang classics that would come just a few years later.
[Update 08/31/2021: Watching 1973's ROBIN HOOD on Disney+ as I edit older
reviews and the Sheriff of Nottingham just sang the line
"They call me a slob, but I do my job." That's very similar to the
line Damon Wayans rapped in this film. Guess it's a small world after
all.]