An unattractive teenager with a hairy pussy is committed to a sanitarium to be
cured of her nymphomaniac desires. It's Bad News Bears for her though because
the joint is ran by a bunch of Satan worshipers who drug her and force her to
take place in their nonstop blood orgies! But let's not get ahead of
ourselves...
One minute into the movie the chick is already checked in and when the nurse
shows her to her room they just start fingering and scissoring right off the
bat! And this is hardcore full penetration! I wasn't expecting
that!!!
After the scissoring they go to the the shower to cool off their excessively
hairy beavers. Pussy eating takes place. Later that day, the nymphomaniac girl
is in her room alone when she finds a box full of dildos! So she does the
only logical thing in a movie like this: crams them in her snizz. Suddenly it's
nighttime and she hears a weird noise and opens her door to find the nurse with
her throat slit! She runs down the hall (naked as a jaybird), when suddenly
she's in a orgy sucking two dudes dicks for a long time then out of nowhere a
knife flies down and chops off this dude's schlong! Blood and jizz shoots all
over the chicks face.
She wakes up in a hospital bed and a nurse tells her to get naked and lay down
and proceeds to cure her hallucinations by rubbing a plug-in-the-wall vibrator
on her tits and pussy!!! Naturally they start fucking and then while the
nurse is vibrating herself, a mysterious hand opens the door and turns the power
meter on the vibrator controller up to full blast causing the nurse's pussy to
catching fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! While smoke is
bellowing out of her vagina she yells
"
It's ruined! Call my mother! Oh my God! Hurry, call the doctor and the fire
department!" I nearly passed out from laughter at this point.
That night a full blown Satanic orgy takes place with tons of sex and one
massive cumshot. The 10-minute orgy scene ends with a chick getting it
doggystyle while having her head chopped off in a guillotine!!! Holy shit!
The next night(?) the main chick overhears two doctors talking about how they
are going to kill her during a superorgy. They discover her peeping on them and
take her to
"the room". The Room is full of dead, mutilated women. One
doctor crawls up on a corpse and starts humping while the other doctor drugs the
main girl and starts raping her. She hallucinates a cool looking and
surprisingly well photographed 12-minute sex scene that reminded me of
Jodorowsky's THE HOLY MOUNTAIN.
As punishment, she's left bound in the room full of dead women and since she's
trippin balls she sees all kinds of weird shit including some rocket-powered
disembodied cocks that fly around and shoot gallons of jizz on her. I can
honestly say I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Now comes the final superorgy! It last forever and includes a guy having violent
sex with a feather pillow. It ends (finally) with the high priest dude busting a
nut on her face, then she springs to life, grabs a giant battle axe and kills
the high priest and the pillowhumper before a random Satanists beats her to
death with a human skull. My brain was oozing out my ears at this point, when in
the final shot they stick a burning candle into her cold, dead pussy.
Fin.
I don't even know what to say. To make a movie like this, the drug budget have
been three times bigger than the production budget and it was worth it because
HARDGORE, even 40 years later still has the power to surprise anybody who's
lucky enough to watch it. Also, for whatever reason the fuzzed out guitar rock
background music was actually pretty damn impressive. Way better than it had any
right to be.
My biggest complaint is there was more sex than gore. I enjoy sex scenes, but
watching these coked out, hairy hippies bumping uglies was almost too much for
me to take. I would have much rather seen some meat hooks through tits and blood
sacrifices.
If you can find a copy, then check it out!
Link to some screenshots of random nudity.
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