Ehh. THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS might have a new, younger Bond, but this film
seemed like a step backwards to me. The opening action scene (set
in beautiful Gibraltar) probably sounded exciting on paper, but it came off
looking cheap and goofy on screen. From there we go to Czechoslovakia where a
KGB general is defecting, then we got somebody trying to murder British secret
agents, plus Joe Don Baker as an arms dealer, a fake political assassination, a
massive opium deal in Afghanistan and Bond getting the hots for a female
sniper. There's just so much going on and none of it was exciting.
Also, the tone of the film was uneven. One moment you got Bond lifelessly
delivering dead on arrival one-liners and skiing down a mountain on a cello case
and then later beating some dude in front of his mistress and
ripping her clothes off. Also, Joe Don Baker has to have the least amount of screentime
(versus film runtime) of any villain in the entire Bond series! I'd love
to read a detailed breakdown of that. I swear to god, he only had like
four scenes and they were all in his house!
I don't know. I'm sure there are people who love this movie, but I didn't
care for it. The film was well-intentioned, naturally...but still
disappointing. Forgettable villains, good locations that weren't
photographed to capture their natural beauty, abrupt ending, meh theme song,
boring Bond girl, "explosive teddy bears", Bond and the villain using the
same cordless phone, a new Miss Moneypenny who was instantly forgettable.
I was actually excited to check out this new James Bond, I think Timothy Dalton
is a fine actor, but he just didn't grab my attention here. Honestly, I
think the problem was more with the script than the actors.
Two thunderballs out of five.
Part 1 - Dr. No (1962)
Part 2 - From Russia With Love (1963)
Part 3 - Goldfinger (1964)
Part 4 - Thunderball (1965)
Part 5 - You Only Live Twice (1967)
Part 6 - On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Part 7 - Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Part 8 - Live and Let Die (1973)
Part 9 - The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
Part 10 - The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Part 11 - Moonraker (1979)
Part 12 - For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Part 13 - Octopussy (1983)
Part 14 - A View to a Kill (1985)
Part 16 - Licence to Kill (1989)
Part 17 - GoldenEye (1995)
Part 18 - Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Part 19 - The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Part 20 - Die Another Day (2002)
Part 21 - Casino Royale (2006)
Part 22 - Quantum of Solace (2008)
Part 23 - Skyfall (2012)
Part 24 - Spectre (2015)
Part 25 - No Time to Die (2021)
Non-Eon James Bond films:
Casino Royale (1967)
Never Say Never (1983)