Saturday, October 22, 2011

EVENT HORIZON (1997)

"This place is a tomb."

2047.  The "Event Horizon" is an experimental spacecraft that disappeared seven years ago and has now reappeared way the fuck out by Neptune. A distress signal was sent from the ship.  The film opens aboard a rescue vessel that is headed towards the Event Horizon. Along the way the crew is briefed (by Sam Neill, the creator of the Event Horizon) about how the ship was able to create an artificial black hole that would allow it to travel through a wormhole to a destination far away in just a fraction of the time it would have taken using traditional travel.  When the rescue crew arrives at the now ice cold Event Horizon, they discover that some sinister shenanigans are afoot.

I love outer space films like this, just the thought of being placed in a terrifying situation in such a remote, isolated location is an exciting premise for a movie (just look at ALIEN and THE THING), but EVENT HORIZON couldn't seal the deal.  When I first saw EVENT HORIZON back in 1997 it freaked me out.  Watching it again now though, I see it as a good example of a horror film that was so close to being awesome, but failed and ended up being just barely above average. The build up is fine, but then in the final act, everything just falls apart.  Instead of suspense and unbridled terror, it's just fizzles out.

It's still worth watching, because it is entertaining.  In the end I was more frustrated by what didn't happen than by what did.  According to IMDb the "original cut" is 130 minutes long. I have never seen that version available anywhere. The blu-ray I own is only 95 minutes.  I'd enjoy seeing a miniseries version of the story on something like HBO.  Sam Neill and Laurence Fishburne both give very good performances.

Director Paul W. S. Anderson went on to direct the blasphemous ALIEN VS. PREDATOR.

[Fun thought: If they ever release a fixed version of this film, they should use Front Line Assembly's "Synthetic Forms" as the main theme.]

Friday, October 21, 2011

JURASSIC PARK III (2001)

The island of Isla Sorna has been declared a restricted area and Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill) has no intention of ever going there (remember the original film was set on Isla Nublar), but stuff happens and before you can say "Do dinosaurs have ballsacks?" he's once again frolicking among the dinosaurs. And by frolicking, I mean running in absolute terror for his friggin' life!

Along for the terror are William H. Macy and Tea Leoni as two parents in search of their teenage son who disappeared on Isla Sorna eight weeks ago. For the rest of the movie, it's just them and Dr. Grant running around like crazy with dinosaurs snapping at their butt cheeks the entire time. On top of the T-Rex and the raptors from the earlier films we now have a pissed off Spinosaurus and some flying Pteranodons! Oh crap.  Hold on to your buttholes.

Despite Tea Leoni and William H. Macy's matching haircuts, I really liked this movie and thought it was a fun ride. My favorite scenes are the discovery in the lab and the birdcage. After all the darkness and story overload of the second film, it was nice to get back to a fun and simple chase movie. Also, having Sam Neill back was awesome! He's a great reluctant hero.  Recommended.

Part 1 - Jurassic Park (1993)
Part 2 - The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Part 4 - Jurassic World (2015)
Part 5 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Part 6 - Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
Part 7 - Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)