[Update 03/02/2021: Need to redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots
also.]
Louisiana, 1927. A lynch mob beat, crucify and quicklimed an artist they
accused of watching a Will Smith movie, I mean, being a warlock. Fifty-four
years later, a woman inherits the same hotel that the artist was murdered (and
secretly buried) in. She starts renovating the joint, but then all kinds of
bizarre, surreal, creepy shits starts happening. If even 1/666th of the shit
that happens to this woman happened to me I'd leave the fucking
state, but nope, she's determined to
open this hotel no matter what! Freak accidents? So what? Zombies? No big deal.
Portal to Hell? Eh, it happens.
This is probably Lucio Fulci's best film, but that really ain't saying much
since he wasn't all that good...yep I said it. He did use a lot of gore and have
a unique vision, so for the most part, his more popular films are pretty
watchable, but he lesser known movies, like say DEMONIA, are some of the worst
shit you'll ever have the misfortune of seeing.
Back to THE BEYOND: it's an interesting horror film, but really not that good.
The story is poop, but some of the visuals are impressive. If you have an
interest in film history or horror movies then it's worth checking out, but
honestly it's pretty boring.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
URBAN LEGEND (1998)
Predictable, but enjoyable late-90's
SCREAM
clone.
There's a killer stalking a small group of college students, but instead of just hacking and slashing, the killer uses different urban legends like calling from inside the house, killer hiding in the back seat and headlight flashing to kill his victims. URBAN LEGEND isn't groundbreaking, but watching it again I got a little nostalgic for the simpler 90's, pre-SAW slasher films filled with cheesy alt-butt rock, no cell phones and funny looking internet sites...then again if you'd ask me what I thought of this film back in 1998 I probably would have said "It sucked balls." Oh well, I guess I'm getting old.
Zero gore, zero nudity, nearly all bloodless kills, low body count, 90's fashions, Alicia Witt looking hot as fuck, Jared Leto looking dreamy as fuck, Tara Reid looking only half busted, Danielle Harris dressed up as a Hollywood version of a goth (mmmmmm), Brad Dourif cameo, Freddy Krueger as a professor. For a horror movie, URBAN LEGEND is pretty shitty, but for entertainment it's passable and I got some good laughs out of it. Worth wasting your time with if it comes on cable and you're too drunk/high to change the channel.
Part 2 - Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Part 3 - Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
There's a killer stalking a small group of college students, but instead of just hacking and slashing, the killer uses different urban legends like calling from inside the house, killer hiding in the back seat and headlight flashing to kill his victims. URBAN LEGEND isn't groundbreaking, but watching it again I got a little nostalgic for the simpler 90's, pre-SAW slasher films filled with cheesy alt-butt rock, no cell phones and funny looking internet sites...then again if you'd ask me what I thought of this film back in 1998 I probably would have said "It sucked balls." Oh well, I guess I'm getting old.
Zero gore, zero nudity, nearly all bloodless kills, low body count, 90's fashions, Alicia Witt looking hot as fuck, Jared Leto looking dreamy as fuck, Tara Reid looking only half busted, Danielle Harris dressed up as a Hollywood version of a goth (mmmmmm), Brad Dourif cameo, Freddy Krueger as a professor. For a horror movie, URBAN LEGEND is pretty shitty, but for entertainment it's passable and I got some good laughs out of it. Worth wasting your time with if it comes on cable and you're too drunk/high to change the channel.
Part 2 - Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Part 3 - Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
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