Tuesday, December 15, 2015

BAD DREAMS (1988)

1975, California.  The Jim Jones-like leader of a love cult, Harris (Richard Lynch), gathers 30 or so of his flock into the living room of their old house.  He softly says stuff like "I say to you all now, to all of you, that this will be the ultimate joining..." while poring gasoline over them "There is no shame, no sin, no guilt.  It's just the final break with the old world." and then lighting a match "Come to eternal bliss."

One young girl (Jennifer Rubin) barely escapes the inferno and goes in a coma.  Thirteen and a half years later she wakes up in the hospital.  She has no memory of the incident, so to help kick-start her brain she's placed in group therapy.  Suddenly, people in the group start dying gruesome deaths at the hands of a burnt up Harris searching for his "love child".  Is this really happening?  Has Harris come back from the grave, is it her imagination or is something (or someone) else causing the bloodshed?

Solid acting by a strong cast, mild blood, zero nudity, good pace, a completely out of place Guns N' Roses song, story reminiscent of the previous year's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (which also starring Jennifer Rubin in a therapy group with a dwindling population), hand stabbing, Chainsaw (from SUMMER SCHOOL), the insult: "Doctor Addictive Buttface", not enough screen time for Elizabeth Daily and a script that a little bit too discombobulated for it's own good.

While I was entertained for the most part, I am curious as to why the story was the way it was.  In the extras, somebody mentioned that the studio was looking to create a new franchise(!!!), but yet the story completely came off like it was a singular film with a closed ending.  If they were looking to make a franchise...then the killer should have been more memorable and direct, the casting should have been changed around some and the story should have been way more straight-forward and with a ending that suggested a sequel.  Also, some added blood and nudity would have helped.

As it is though, it's an entertaining 80's supernatural medical thriller that's worth checking out.

Sunday, December 13, 2015

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)

I saw TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION in the theater when it originally came out and the main thing I remember is the audience laughing loudly at the movie...hard.  It was a lot of fun.

The story opens with a high school girl (Renee Zellweger) going to her prom then quickly leaving with three other students and getting lost on a dirt road.  They wreck their car and soon find themselves being terrorized and held captive some unfrightening dorks.  The leader of these dorks is Matthew McConaughey.  He has a leg brace on one leg that's controlled by a remote control.  It also makes whirring noises when he moves.  It's really funny.  The End.

Alright.  There's actually more to the movie than Matthew McConaughey's leg noises, but not much.  The story is weird because it's basically the same story as the original film, except that it takes place in some bizarre parallel universe where things are lamer, suckier and more boring.  Also in the original film Leatherface was terrifying as fook, but in this film Leatherface is about as scary as the Hamburglar.  He also screams almost non-stop, which is kinda funny.

Zero scares, zero nudity, lots of talking, stupid people everywhere, zero chainsaw deaths(!!!), Mr. Spottish stepping on it, terrible 90's rock music playing during the chase scenes, Leatherface chainsawing down a brick smokestack, Grandpa literally just standing up and walking off in the middle of the movie...never to be see again, a dueling remote control battle over McConaughey's leg, some unexplained sadist in a limousine, a mysterious crop duster appearance, the shortest car chase in movie history and the highlight of the film: cameos by three of the original cast members.  That was really cool.

Not a bad film, just a strange one.  In the right frame of mind it can be really funny.  Hell, it might actually be a comedy.

Part 1 - The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Part 2 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
Part 3 - Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
Reboot 1 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Reboot prequel - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
Reboot sequel to original - Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
Prequel - Leatherface (2017)
Direct sequel to original - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

Marilyn "Sally Hardesty" Burns

John "Grandpa Sawyer" Dugan

Paul "Franklin Hardesty" Partain