[Update 11/20/2016: this review is garbage. I'll redo it as soon as I get a chance.]
A massive asteroid, named Dottie, is headed directly for Earth and our only hope is that two super Space Shuttles can take a group of oil drilling badasses up into outer space, slingshot them around the moon onto Dottie's ass end so they can give her a nuclear bomb enema and blow that bitch out of the sky. Yasujiro Ozu it's not. Nope, it's Michael Bay. So check your brain at the door and get ready for some cheesy, retarded bullshit filled with helicopters flying in front of sunsets, explosions, slow motion overdose, frantic editing, rugged saintly-like tough guys, product placement, camera spin, Aerosmith power ballad overdose and some of the worse dialogue ever written. "Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met." Ooowwwch! That line just gave me instant terminal butt cancer. Better go watch DEADLY PREY.
For a 90's disaster movie ARMAGEDDON is about as big and dumb as it gets. It's awesome! The disaster is "a global killer", the characters are bigger than life and the director has no shame. One of the biggest guilty pleasure movies of the 90's.
Reckon why there's never been an ARMAGEDDON 2???