So there's a trap and they blow up Jason. Literally exploded. His charred remains are taken to a morgue where the coroner eats Jason's heart. Grrrrrrr...I can feel my blood pressure rising! So now, possessed by Jason's "spirit", the coroner goes around killing people in lame ways. For whatever reason the possessed body gives out quickly so (like in THE HIDDEN) this slug-like thing changes host bodies throughout the film. That is until Jason finally regains his body and his niece (say what?) stabs him in the heart with a magic knife (oh my fucking Satan!!!) and all of the spirits that are trapped within him (what the fuck?! When did this happen?) are released and ascend into Heaven (are you fucking kidding me?) while Jason is pulled down to Hell by big goofy hands and Freddy fucking Krueger (well, there goes another TV with a fist fucking through it)!?
Fuck this movie. The amount of blasphemy towards the sacred character of Jason is unacceptable. Also, Jason's head looks like a baked potato. Do not watch under any circumstances...unless you're at my crib and you want to watch me punch out two TV's.
Also, while Jason is pulled underground at the end of the movie, the audience never actually gets to see him in Hell. If the filmmakers were determined to name this film Jason Goes to Hell, then why didn't they make it a HELLRAISER crossover? That could have been dope!
Part 1 - Friday the 13th (1980)
Part 2 - Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
Part 3 - Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
Part 4 - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Part 5 - Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
Part 6 - Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Part 7 - Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
Part 8 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Part 10 - Jason X (2001)
Freddy vs Jason (2003)
Remake - Friday the 13th (2009)
