I’m so dead that they’re going to have to bury me twice.  I waited over 10 years to watch the next installment of the Jesse Stone series and I wish I had waited 10 more.  Hell, a hundred more!  Baby buttfucking Jesus, is this a slow movie.
The film starts in Boston with some dude in a parking garage getting shot in the back of the noodle.  At the same time, still-suspended small town police chief Tom Selleck is busy turning down women who want to jump his bones and dealing with a new phone he recently bought.  Soon there is a second identical murder and the Boston Police call in Tom Selleck for help.  Stuff happens and he gets coffee at a gay bar.  The End.
It’s strange, I love the old Magnum, P.I. TV series and can watch it over and over and over.  Especially episodes with Higgins, but goddamn this Jesse Stone series is straight-up murdering me!  I actually have quite a bit to say about the movie, but I’m so depressed and in so much pain right now that I just wanna publish this turkey and go to bed.
Part 1 - Stone Cold (2005)
Part 2 - Jesse Stone: Night Passage (2006) 
Part 3 - Jesse Stone: Death in Paradise (2006)
Part 4 - Jesse Stone: Sea Change (2007)
Part 5 - Jesse Stone: Thin Ice (2009)
Part 7 - Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost (2011)
Part 8 - Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt (2012)
Part 9 - Jesse Stone: Lost in Paradise (2015)





















