Almost instantly, the military arrives and locks the town down and starts an
intense investigation into the wreck and the now missing cargo. At the same
time, all of the dogs in town run away and random people start disappearing.
What's going on?! Something cool I hope and not something extremely simple and
boring that we've already seen a million times before...well, you're out of
luck. It's exactly what you think it
is and nothing new or clever happens at all. In fact, it's kinda lame.
Technically the film was fine. Even with the rampant lens flare bullshit, the
film looks good and the actors where all impressive. Going into the movie I
was hoping for an engaging story built around strong characters, instead I got
a watered down story build around predictable characters.
Worth watching, it is a good time waster, but I was
really hoping for something...more.
If you need me, I'll be in my room reading Robert McCammon's "Boy's Life" while watching Stranger Things.
Friday, December 2, 2011
SUPER 8 (2011)
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
WRONG TURN 4: BLOODY BEGINNINGS (2011)
Wow. After the steep decline between Part 2 and Part 3 I wasn't expecting much
out of Part 4, but holy sweaty Jesus testicles this movie was
kinda awesome! It's starts off in 1974
with some inbred, hillbilly maniacs breaking out of their cell at an insane
asylum and causing a riot...including some brutal dismemberment and shock
therapy torture.
Fast forward to 2003 and a group of young people are out for a fun afternoon of
snowmobiling when they take a wrong turn and get lost. Fearing the very real
possibility of freezing to death, the group takes shelter in the old abandoned
asylum, but of course it's not completely abandoned. The three cannibal freaks
don't take kindly to all of the exploring, partying and weed smoking going on in
their home, so they crash the party and start killing and mutilating the fuck out
of everybody.
WRONG TURN 4 is not only better than the original, but it's very much like the
80's slasher movies that I love so much. Compared to the majority of terrible
slasher movies that have come out in the last decade (LAID TO REST I'm talking about you asshole!!!) WT4 is a breath of fresh air. Not only
was the script sprinkled with some light-hearted touches, but every single
female in the movie was attractive!!! I have no idea who did the casting on this
movie, but they're a fucking genius! I was especially smitten with Jennifer
Pudavick who had a strong screen presence, is absolutely beautiful and did some
impressive screams. She really should be the Final Girl in more horror movies.
Even though I liked the movie, it's still not a perfect. The music was
fucking painful, the few quick nude scenes were so brief that they might as not
even existed, the three cannibals should have had stronger characters, some of
the scenes were too darkly lit and while I did like the special effects I just wish
there had been even more gore and
blood. Still, for a low budget sequel, WRONG TURN 4 was way better than I expected it to be.
Part 1 - Wrong Turn (2003)
Part 2 - Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)
Part 3 - Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009)
Part 5 - Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012)
Part 6 - Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort
Reboot - Wrong Turn (2021)