[Update 4/14/2020: I really need to 100% redo this entire review. Just have to
find the time.]A flying thief. Lots of attractive naked chicks. A guy with a surgically transplanted horse cock. Those three things right there should've made this the most entertaining movie of all time, but somehow despite everything it still turned out boring. Don't get me wrong it had a few funny moments (the surgery scene), but for the most part I was begging for it to end.
I have no idea how somebody could make a movie with so many sex scenes boring, but the makers of this stinker figured it out. Skip this turd. If you're looking for a good Category III movie, watch A CHINESE TORTURE CHAMBER STORY or THE FORBIDDEN LEGEND: SEX & CHOPSTICKS instead.
