"If he dies, he dies."
USA! USA! USA!!! That's right comrades, this is the Rocky
where those dirty Russians send their top athlete, Ivan Drago, over to America
to pound every last drop of patriotic blood out of anybody who's stupid enough
to step into the ring with him. And because he's such a badass, he wants
to skip all the preliminary stuff and go directly into a championship
bout with Rocky! That's out of the question, so instead Apollo Creed
agrees to an exhibition match to see what this Ruskie's got. And
apparently he's got a lot, because in the second round...he beats Creed to
death!!
Fueled by revenge and patriotic fervor, Rocky agrees to fight Drago...in
Russia!!! One advantage that Rocky has over Drago is his ghetto workout
area. For pretty much the entire series, whoever has the most rundown,
shitty-looking workout area wins the big fight. So while Drago is over
here using computers and new-fangled equipment, Rocky is training in a
functioning barn complete with cow farts, rocks, ropes, fire and a log...just
like the Founding Fathers intended.
1985 was a great year for Sylvester Stallone. Not only did he make the
greatest Rambo movie of all time (RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II), but he also made what is arguably the most enjoyable Rocky movie of all
time. Even in 1985 money, ROCKY IV still made nearly double what
ROCKY BALBOA did in 2006 money! Yes, it's just formulaic propaganda, but
it's so awesomely 80's you can't help but get all pumped up while watching
it. Highly recommended.
If there’s ever a course in film school called "How to Montage the Fuck
Out of Your Movie", ROCKY IV will be shown on day one.
Part 1 - Rocky (1976)
Part 2 - Rocky II (1976)
Part 3 - Rocky III (1982)
Part 5 - Rocky V (1990)
Part 6 - Rocky Balboa (2006)
Part 7 - Creed (2015)
Part 8 - Creed II (2018)
Part 9 - Creed III