Wednesday, August 12, 2009

INSIDE (2007)

Plain and simple: INSIDE is one of the best horror movies since the original TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE. Reading anything else about it would just ruin it for you, so just take my word for it and if you like horror movies...watch it.

Remake - Inside (2016)

Friday, August 7, 2009

UNINVITED (1988)

So you got this cat and somehow these genetic scientists have messed with it to the point that it now has a monster living inside of it and whenever the cat is threaten or pissed off, the monster jumps out of the cat's mouth, whips everybody's ass and then crawls back into the cat. What the cat thinks about of this I don't know, but it doesn't seem too happy. Anyway, the cat escapes from the lab and after killing a few people, it ends up on a dock where a slut finds it and takes it aboard a yacht. The boat gets out on the ocean and promptly ends up way off course. Right about then the cat says "Meow, I've had enough of this shit, see!" starts biting every motherfucker it can get its paws on.  The End.

Also, for some odd reason, the back cover to the VHS gives away the entire movie!