A wealthy game inventor, Vincent Price, croaks while playing a frog game and
leaves his entire $200 million estate to the person (or persons) who can collect
the most points from a list of Scavenger Hunt items he left in his will. The
potential beneficiaries (family, servants and a taxi driver) have until 5pm this
afternoon to gather the items. Chaos ensues.
As far as
IT’S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD
knockoffs go, SCAVENGER HUNT is an alright film. You’re not gonna soil your Ewok
Underoos with piss from laughing so hard, but you might get a chuckle or two.
The most notable thing about the film (thanks to the passage of time) is the
cast. From Vincent Price and Arnold Schwarzenegger to Ruth Gordon and Scatman
Crothers…this movie has a great cast! I was most impressed by the then 30
year-old Richard Masur playing the spoiled and mentally unwell son of Cloris
Leachman. He was a trip. (It’d be a lot of fun to sit down and really analyze
the entire cast of this film. Did you know that Carol Wayne, who played Vincent
Price’s nurse, died just a few years later of suspicious causes at the age of
42?)
Simple story, impressive cast, interesting Southern California filming
locations, quick pace, unfunny but not painfully unfunny humor, an ancient Jack
in the Box, numerous vintage cars. Not the funniest movie ever (or even funny at
all), but it has a certain charm to it. Worth watching for fans of 1970’s
comedies.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
CHAW (2009)
[Update 08/11/2024: Need re-watch this film and redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots also.]
Do you know why somebody would rent a movie about a giant killer boar terrorizing a small mountain town? To see a giant killer boar terrorizing a small mountain town. Not to spend well over an hour of the 121-minute running time watching the lame locals about their lame lives and their lame idea on how to kill the giant computer animated boar that’s supposedly terrorizing their hood.
I was happy for the first few minutes then nothing ever happened until I was begging god for it to just end. It eventually did. Zero tits, no gore, boring story, very little blood, completely needless side stories (the police officer's mother, the old folktale about a giant boar), slow pace. Skip it. Watch TREMORS or JAWS again instead. Hell, even RAZORBACK is better.
Do you know why somebody would rent a movie about a giant killer boar terrorizing a small mountain town? To see a giant killer boar terrorizing a small mountain town. Not to spend well over an hour of the 121-minute running time watching the lame locals about their lame lives and their lame idea on how to kill the giant computer animated boar that’s supposedly terrorizing their hood.
I was happy for the first few minutes then nothing ever happened until I was begging god for it to just end. It eventually did. Zero tits, no gore, boring story, very little blood, completely needless side stories (the police officer's mother, the old folktale about a giant boar), slow pace. Skip it. Watch TREMORS or JAWS again instead. Hell, even RAZORBACK is better.
Friday, July 2, 2010
DEATH SPA (1988)
[Update 09/19/2022: Rewatched the film last night. Just deleted the old review
and working on fixing the pictures. Will write a new review soon. I hope. And fix the KILLER WORKOUT review also.]
"...I'm Beta and you're VHS."
"...I'm Beta and you're VHS."
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