THE APARTMENT (1960)

Office worker Jack Lemmon has an apartment that he allows his superiors at work to use as a fuck shack, remember this still is in the day of hotel detectives. He hopes all of this trouble will get him a promotion. It does, but it also plays hell with his personal life, especially when he finds out that his slimy boss (Fred MacMurray) has been droppin' absent-minded Flubber loads all over the girl he has a crush on in his own bed!  What a horrible life. Lemmon has practically sold his soul to Greed, but despite all this he's still secretly in love with the girl.  Jesus Christ!

The script by Billy Wilder and I.A.L. Diamond is brilliant and the performances by everybody, especially Lemmon and MacMurray, are outstanding, but yet I don't think this film should have beaten out PSYCHO for the Best Picture Academy Award, not that PSYCHO was even nominated! THE APARTMENT is an excellent film and even after numerous watches I still love it, but PSYCHO is just legendary.

Touching performance by Lemmon, strong script with some excellent dialogue, beautiful b&w photography, Fred MacMurray in a darker role and notable for it's openness about suicide and adultery.  Highly recommended.

Ray Walston!

STRIPPED TO KILL (1987)

What a massive disappointment this movie was! Based on the cover I mistakenly thought that this was a slasher movie set in a strip club filled with smoking hot strippers stripping. I was wrong. It's actually a mediocre police mystery/drama about a murdered woman who happened to be a stripper. In order to find the killer, the cops put a female detective undercover as a stripper in the same rundown shithole that the victim danced in.

Horrible lighting, boring sets and scenery, average acting, boring topless scenes, boring story. I just finished watching the movie and I cannot even remember who the killer was. It doesn't even matter. As strange as it might sound...you'd honestly be better off watching HATCHETMAN instead. I'm serious.

Part 2 - Stripped to Kill 2: Live Girls (1989)