Sunday, July 21, 2013

INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM (1984)

"Kali Ma.  Kali Ma!"

1935.  Indiana finds himself poisoned and in an all-out battle with some Chinese gangsters in a swanky Shanghai nightclub.  During his daring escape, he accidentally picks up a female nightclub singer by the name of Willie Scott.  After getting away on a airplane, he finds himself in an even bigger jam and then mixed up in some bullshit where an evil priest is turning people into mindless zombies and stealing children from a local village to use as slave labor in his mine!  Even worse is this dude can use an evil Von Erich Claw move to pull out your still beating heart before tossing you in a volcano!  That's awesome!!!

For some reason (maybe because it's so dark, maybe because Kate Capshaw screams a lot), this film is kinda looked down on by members of the No Fun Club, but I love it and have watched it like 13 million times.  The story is badass and packed in tight as Hell, there's not a minute wasted in this sucker.  It's constantly going forward.  The action scenes get you all excited and that bug scene!  Holy shit, that scene was ickier than a dozen killer bug movies.

Awesome temple, great bad guy that's actually scary, fast pace, crazy action, gross/hilarious dinner scene, jaw-dropping roller coaster/mine cart chase.  INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM has everything a great adventure movie needs.  Highly recommended.  I love this movie.

Part 1 - Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Part 3 - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Part 4 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Part 5 - Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

Saturday, July 20, 2013

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981)

1936.  Archaeologist/adventurer/professor Indiana Jones is deep in a Peruvian jungle exploring  an ancient, booby trap filled temple in search of a golden idol.  He retrieves it, but it's stolen by rival archaeologist Belloq.  Back at school he's interviewed by two Army intelligence agents who inform him that the Nazis are in Egypt searching for the lost Ark of the Covenant because they believe it can be used as a mighty weapon.  Indy sets off to beat them to it.

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK is awesome!  That's all there is to it.  The pace is rocket fast, the story is well-written and engaging, the action scenes are so badass you can barely believe your eyes, it's funny, it's sad and you're constantly wondering how Indy is gonna get out of the latest jam he's in, but yet he always does in a mostly believable fashion...as far as adventure movies go.  Best of all though is the character of Indiana Jones himself.  He's the perfect adventure movie hero.  He's worldly, rugged as fuck, sensitive, extremely smart and his decisions are logical.  You're never once yelling at the TV "Why the fuck would you do that?!"  I also really like the fact that he's pretty believable and not invincible like say James Bond.

Highly recommended.  One of my favorite movies ever and even after dozens of viewings I still love every minute of it.

Part 2 (prequel) - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Part 3 - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Part 4 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Part 5 - Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)